“are you a boy or a girl?”
“no”
“yeah but what were you BORN as?”
*leans in and whispers* “fabulous”
(via hurrrl-scout)
if im playing mario kart with you and you use a blue shell on me then im calling the police
(via hurrrl-scout)
due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
(via ravensymoneismyspiritanimal)
Right from the start
You were a thief
You stole my heart
And I your willing victim
We’re not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again
(Source: early-sunsets, via selfassuringlove)